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    Default BREAKING:Mysterous Substance Stop UAB Practice

    BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) --Mysterous substance halts UAB football practice.
    Authorities were alerted late Tuesday afternoon after an offensive lineman noticed a what he described as a white powdery substance on the University of Alabama-Birmingham's football practice field.
    After the discovery of the materials Birmingham's Haz Mat unit arrived on the scene to investigate.
    Several samples were taken and after several tests lab results confirm the subsance found was the marker to the endzone.
    Birmingham Police Department spokesman David Sanchez told reporters, " The UAB players aren't used to seeing the endzone all that much so natually they became alarmed when they encountered it for the first time."
    Sanchez would going on to say after seeing how the Blazer's 0-3 season is going so far they shouldn't have to worry about seeing the substance many more times.
    UAB will play their next game against Troy in Veterans Memorial Stadium, kick off is scheduled for 6 pm and will be televised on CSS.

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    ---Tailgate party Specialist---
    That somehow always forgets to bring tickets, tents, and atleast 1 food item, but never forgets the cold beer.

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    Very nicely done TW418!
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    I hope you don't mind I'm borrowing this and putting it on facebook! Hilarious!
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    Thanks Troy4Ever go right ahead. I usually don't talk smack because sometimes I find it to be unnecessary or tacky but when I do I go for the throat.

    Oh do you guys think we should put Troy Regional Medical Facility on notice and clear some beds for UA's B? No. Not that our players will hurt theirs but I believe after going onto a real college campus, going to a real college stadium with actual fans, hearing a real band, seeing a real football team, and being able to freely walk around without fear of being robbed/shot/offered drugs the UA's B crew will certainly go into shock. Just want to be good hosts and be prepared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanWarrior418 View Post
    BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) --Mysterous substance halts UAB football practice.
    Authorities were alerted late Tuesday afternoon after an offensive lineman noticed a what he described as a white powdery substance on the University of Alabama-Birmingham's football practice field.
    After the discovery of the materials Birmingham's Haz Mat unit arrived on the scene to investigate.
    Several samples were taken and after several tests lab results confirm the subsance found was the marker to the endzone.
    Birmingham Police Department spokesman David Sanchez told reporters, " The UAB players aren't used to seeing the endzone all that much so natually they became alarmed when they encountered it for the first time."
    Sanchez would going on to say after seeing how the Blazer's 0-3 season is going so far they shouldn't have to worry about seeing the substance many more times.
    UAB will play their next game against Troy in Veterans Memorial Stadium, kick off is scheduled for 6 pm and will be televised on CSS.
    Man, I'm still laughing. This one is a classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by troy4ever21 View Post

    I hope you don't mind i'm borrowing this and putting it on facebook! Hilarious!



    Ditto !
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    With TW418's permission, I put this on BlazerTalk. This was great!
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    I nominate this post for hall of fame status...to be moved after the game, of course.
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