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littlebittyschool
11-01-2005, 07:39 PM
I couldn't quite put into words how I feel about our OC, so I decided to put it into song.

(to the tune of "Day-O" by Harry Belafonte)

Ohhhhhh-NOOOOO Ooohhhhh-NOOOOO
His time is up and me wanna him go.
Oh, me say, oh, me say, oh, me say oh oh oh no...
His time is up and we send him home.

Last in da country in all de stats!
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
Our QBs always taking da sacks!
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
Come on Mr. LB man, he's drivin me bananas.
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
Send him far away to da Copa Cabana.
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
It first down, second down, third down PUNT!
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
Like playing baseball and you only BUNT!
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
Just GOO-oooo.... GOOOooohhh[/b]
(His time is up, LB send him home)
But Ohhh-No... Ohhhoh No,oh, no, no oh go home...
(Why LB keepin him he need to be gone?)
Watchin dis offense make me sicker...
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
But what you expect from a damn kicker?
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
It first down, second down, third down PUNT!
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
Always go backwards never to de FRONT!
(His time is up and he gotta go home)
Just Gooo-oooo... GOOOooohhhh
(Come on LB it time to get him gone)
Our offense BLOW-Oh... Oh oh oh ohs...
(Come on LB, it time to get him gone)
(His time is up and he gotta go home)

TroyPremier
11-01-2005, 08:17 PM
Wow.......you must've had a lot of free time. Nevertheless, very funny.

BTW
UAB 3
Mem 14 1st qtr

littlebittyschool
11-01-2005, 08:20 PM
In Honor of our OC, how 'bout a little Fleetwood Mac?

(To the tune of Landslide)

You took our team and you took it down.
You ran our offense into the ground.
I saw the dejection in the players faces.
You're a landmine you brought us down.

Oh, why'd we hire this guy, just because?
No one in their right mind would taaake this job.
We wish you'd go work for the Crimson Tide,
Will you go far away out of our lives?

Well we’re in need of changes because
We’ve built our team with you.
In time you have worsened,
Players are cursin,
And we’re all cursin too.

We've got to, make some changes because
We've had enough of you.
It's time we started scorin,
Your offense is borin
And this program's turned into a zoo.

You took our team and you took it down.
No points through the air and none on the ground.
Like a balloon without air, goin no where...
You're a landmine that took us down...
Oh oh, a landmine that took us down.

tsufl
11-01-2005, 09:46 PM
ROTFL

You have too much time on your hands.

whereiskelvin
11-01-2005, 10:26 PM
Bravo!! Bravo!!

Remember on third and short. Run right. Don't set up for no field goal.

Put on a headset Larry!

TrojanWar
11-01-2005, 11:00 PM
I guess we can always count on lbs to ease the tension when it gets rough around here.

TSUWhiner
11-01-2005, 11:12 PM
well since we are on this kick..I would LOVE to see Fleetfart punt on 1st and 10..we might as well..Hell at least Olmstead gets us more yard than the total offensive output that we have! :)

whiner

FRED_of_TROY
11-02-2005, 09:52 AM
You have too much time on your hands.

Good song...Let's parody that one.

FRED_of_TROY
11-02-2005, 09:53 AM
well since we are on this kick..I would LOVE to see Fleetfart punt on 1st and 10..we might as well..Hell at least Olmstead gets us more yard than the total offensive output that we have! :)

whiner

That would makes sense except for the fact that our defense needs a short break every once in a while.

D1Trojan4U
11-02-2005, 12:38 PM
okay....three spikes and a punt- all by TO- why even run a QB out there- especially if we're going to run on 3rd and 8 in OT. (why spike the ball?) because it will give our defense and Leodis more time to score when the clock stops every down!! Geez....someone hire me.

troymarkus
11-02-2005, 07:45 PM
Littlebitty...I love it. That is by far my favorite post ever on this board!!!

ksdtrojan
11-03-2005, 09:11 AM
Good stuff!!! Very Funny!

Sarahbelle
11-03-2005, 09:17 AM
LBS, you are hilarious.