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Mike Cunningham
12-07-2010, 02:10 PM
Holy crap this funny.


12-07-2010, 02:39 PM
Lmao!!! Good ole Schnelly...I'm surprised that guy can even walk out of the tunnel and go to the right sideline. He probably has to have an escort to guide him over there cause he's probably too color blind to notice to color difference in the jerseys.

Also makes me have a theory. The reason FAU doesn't score is cause his eye sight is so bad he can't even see the damn endzone.

12-07-2010, 06:38 PM
Schnellie did walk to the wrong tunnel at MT after the game a couple of years ago at MT. Stockstill was leaving the stadium and saw him in our tunnel, and pointed him to the opposite end of the field.

At SBC meetings, he couldn't remember Stockstill's last name, even though Stock beat him when he was at Miami (U) 3 times.

12-07-2010, 06:40 PM
19. Sock Garters. I like my socks like I like my wide receivers: tight, tall, tough, and preferably black.

12-07-2010, 09:15 PM
I was laughing so hard I was crying at some of this. Does Schnelly really write this? He has a career in comedy after FAU sends him packing next year.

12-07-2010, 09:27 PM

12-08-2010, 01:29 PM
Here in the South, we put our crazies on the front poarch for everyone to see. Thank you for the laugh Schnelly! We're soooo glad you're at FAU and not Troy. :thumb: